I am to online dating, what Thomas Edison is to the light bulb. I haven’t failed 10,000 times, but I did find 10,000 men that don’t work.”
Hey! I wrote a book.
Divorced and living alone in her mid 40s, comedian Traci Kanaan didn’t want to face the possibility of living the rest of her life alone, so she did what millions of others have done and tried online dating. Welcome to "Hey, And Other Scintillating Mating Calls From The Online Dating World."
This book is a collection of the crazy and stupid emails Traci received, and her hilarious responses (and non-responses) to the men “trying” to woo her.
He: I like the way UR profile has wordz in it.
Me: My profile has words in it so you can read them. Many guys have read these very same words and decided I was not for them. You should do the same.
He: I'd dress you up in white leather from head to toe because you're the good one. Then I'd dress you up in black leather from head to toe because you're the bad one. Then I'd take you up in space ship, and make all the other space princesses jealous.
Me: For the last time, I'm NOT interested...Tom Cruise...
You'll laugh...you'll cry...mostly cry if you've been single for any length of time and know your odds of finding true love are worse than The Cleveland Browns ever winning a Super Bowl.